6 hours ago

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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broswag32:

unlively:

virginityclub:

my new favorite post on tumblr

The Kite Runner.

Fucking real shit.


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whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

(Source: doctopus)


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lubricates:

okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

the real issue here is why u were on internet explorer in the first place i mean…..


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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch)


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danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore


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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING


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21 hours ago

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito)


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foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent


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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor


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nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath)


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