13 hours ago

mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige


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yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

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pudus:

i wanna get married in my pajamas


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staystrong-stayamazing:

this still makes me laugh even though I’ve read it so many times.

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sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass


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15 hours ago

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.


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thatfunnyblog:

this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying image

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him


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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit


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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things


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1 day ago

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.


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growlithed:

this blog is

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no gangnam style allowed


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2 days ago

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

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but if you give me shit Imma

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