1 day ago

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
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omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up


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ryanvoid:

don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved Batman since I was a tiny child, but I think we all need to come to terms with the fact that he has the personality of very grim yogurt


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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*


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snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.


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rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

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shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage


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trevaa:

thatonebl0nde:

I laughed so fucking hard

Hahahahah

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5 days ago

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

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3 weeks ago

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

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