1 week ago

majesty:

i love my friends.


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starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands


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2 weeks ago

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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poopcop:

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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beautiful


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ruinedchildhood:

when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers

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when you realize someone already ate them

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cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.


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2 weeks ago
  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

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straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

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2 weeks ago

rneerkat:

when you win a spelling bee you should get an apostrophy


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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD


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